May 2012
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jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
pizzaforpresident:
when i was 6 my best friend told me that there was a secret spice girl named spaghetti spice and i grew up believing that to be true until i was 17
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someone please bring me water
because tequila
halp.
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me in social situations: why
me when someone talks to me: why
me when nobody talks to me: why
me when i have to get out of bed: why
me when there's no food left: why
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When one of my sisters gets the "come over to...
adventuresinfratland:
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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
When a random girl posts on my boyfriend's wall
adventuresinfratland:
My brain hates me. Anytime i see a nerd it’s just all “mmmmmmmmm” like what? this doesn’t make sense not cute
I’m so bad at being punk
colony-of-slippermen:
ladies, you know what they always say: “once you go white, you regret it for the next 300 years of imperialist exploitation and unchanging systemic inequality”
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jessieandcolour:
WELL JESUS CRUST I’M A LOAF AGAIN SO WHAT DID YOU DO THOSE THREE DAYS YOU WERE BREAD CAUSE THIS MOLDS GONNA LAST MORE THAN THE WEEKEND
WELL JESUS CRUST I’M NOT SCARED TO RYE I’M A LITTLE BIT SCARED OF WHAT CRUMBS AFTER