May 2012
1 tag
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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2 tags
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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1 tag
May 27th
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jesuschapstick: there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
May 27th
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pizzaforpresident: when i was 6 my best friend told me that there was a secret spice girl named spaghetti spice and i grew up believing that to be true until i was 17
May 27th
1,413 notes
1 tag
someone please bring me water
because tequila halp.
May 27th
1 note
2 tags
May 26th
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May 26th
1,328 notes
1 tag
May 26th
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May 25th
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1 tag
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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me in social situations: why
me when someone talks to me: why
me when nobody talks to me: why
me when i have to get out of bed: why
me when there's no food left: why
May 25th
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May 25th
16,074 notes
1 tag
May 25th
42 notes
1 tag
May 24th
71 notes
12 tags
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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When one of my sisters gets the "come over to...
adventuresinfratland:
May 24th
84 notes
7 tags
May 24th
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May 24th
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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
May 23rd
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myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
31 notes
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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When a random girl posts on my boyfriend's wall
adventuresinfratland:
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
44,989 notes
My brain hates me. Anytime i see a nerd it’s just all “mmmmmmmmm” like what? this doesn’t make sense not cute
May 21st
1 note
I’m so bad at being punk
May 21st
1 note
May 20th
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May 20th
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colony-of-slippermen: ladies, you know what they always say: “once you go white, you regret it for the next 300 years of imperialist exploitation and unchanging systemic inequality”
May 20th
520 notes
May 20th
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5 tags
May 19th
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May 19th
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jessieandcolour: WELL JESUS CRUST I’M A LOAF AGAIN SO WHAT DID YOU DO THOSE THREE DAYS YOU WERE BREAD CAUSE THIS MOLDS GONNA LAST MORE THAN THE WEEKEND WELL JESUS CRUST I’M NOT SCARED TO RYE I’M A LITTLE BIT SCARED OF WHAT CRUMBS AFTER
May 19th
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May 19th
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